These precioussss big bow earwarmers are available on etsy.com. They are knitted by a user named YesJess and are only $17 - what a steal! I'm obsessed with Lady Gaga's hair-bow wig, so this can be my own very, very toned down version.
YesJess also makes and sells this gray cowl/hood/scarf that is about the cutest thing in the entire world. It costs $64 and is made to order. If anyone wants to contribute to my purchasing fund, donations will be gladly accepted.